“did you slap fletcher reed today?”

Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

I’m on Android and this happens to me all the time. I figured i was just missing the secret combo to return to my feed. (It’s been over a year and i still haven’t figured it out lol)

FUCK YES NEVERHOOD

Holy shit that’s badass

…well, shit.

Last I checked, and even the time before that, lol

Look, I don’t have a dick, but fuck, man, 2 a day is 2 too many.

Unrelated, but hey there Raleigh lol

Is it french? (don’t come for me I can’t conjugate in french to save my fucking life 😂 but jouez looked…more pleasant to my eyeballs lol)

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

That would be an exceptionally good day.