My mother told me to never kiss a fool!

Karl…

Fuck, did anyone have “beltbuckle-shamed from 7th century anglo-saxons” on their ‘24 bingo card?

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk

what a freaky weirdo response ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ah, the world of the present, yesterday…

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…

ANIMAL REGULARITY DETECTED

The intro went so hard

I mean, yeah

I can’t believe this stuff is just sold in cans now. Diluted to aerosol form. Shameful, really

those fools forgot about lays 😎

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

“Father, the sleep-command has awoken!” Something I saw in my Dune kern

Spider-Jackets, so hot right now

Same thing happened to me, but then I forgot it in another dream

You really have to see how it resonates with them

Legacy Of Kain: Defiance is the closest we’ll ever get ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Still love all those games, though

You gotta change that book to encyclopedia size. The amount of shenanigans you can’t explain without going into the other tomfoolery Amy Hennig and the rest of those wacky geniuses came up with…

And that’s why the medical term for boner-not-go-awayer is “priapism”

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it