Could we start a trend of drunk calling this number? I want the next release to sound like a drunk break up call.

Called and it said strawberry has two r’s.

And people wonder why Democrats are so unpopular when they’re trying to play the bases against each other.

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Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.

To make new nursery rhymes.

See how unracist these billionaires are to give luxury vacations to this upstanding black individual for no reason other than their amazing friendship?

laughs while taking his kids to a park on a local bike lane all built in the last few years

Buddy, I don’t identify with a political party or ideology. These are tools to deliver material gains for your community.

That’s a distinction without a meaningful difference.

RIP king.

Fork it!

How long before I can use ASL to prompt inject an age verification machine?

The best part is he won’t have the self-awareness to stop. When I need a silver lining, I think of all the shit Elon is eating and will continue to eat until he is pushed out.

It’s on Hulu, had a clean ending not asking for a sequel. 10 episodes, 45 minutes each.

The guy has basically admitted takes K to not face personal accountability.

Peg me 😭

What I learned from the show “Interior Chinatown” is that they always get their man.

If Luigi starts painting, could we get a 5th ninja turtle?

Because some Dems are blaming the loss on those pointing out the decline.

Nothing to loose but our chains