variants@possumpat.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.ioimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1imageFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.iovariants@possumpat.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoStep 1: Don’t have kids
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoYeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
minus-squareDaGeek247@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoEvolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months ago“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-27 months agoNeed for Breed, now also on pc and switch
Step 1: Don’t have kids
Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
Need for Breed, now also on pc and switch