• ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??

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      6 months ago

      It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.