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He is risen
Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
His last words may have been something akin to “oh fuck, don’t look! Nobody’d better mention this part in my biography!”
“Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!”
And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
The Res-erection of Christ
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
