obscur_e@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前what a moment to livelemm.eeimagemessage-square187fedilinkarrow-up11.92Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.91Karrow-down1imagewhat a moment to livelemm.eeobscur_e@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前message-square187fedilink
minus-squarenutbutter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·13 天前I’m out of the loop. Please, explain.
minus-squareRangerJosie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·13 天前American hero, Agent 47/John Wick/etc, shot the CEO of United Healthcare and killed him at 7am in front of the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan. He had “Deny, Defend, Depose” carved into the shell casings of the spent cartridges he used to kill the parasite. He then rode away on an E-Bike and hasn’t been seen since.
minus-squareAutistoMephisto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·13 天前As an aside, another proposed moniker for this hero is “Lancelot”, as he has clearly slain a dragon. Three cheers for the Dragonslayer!
minus-squareNoxy@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·13 天前Don’t insult dragons by comparing them to a fuckin health insurance exec!
minus-squareAutistoMephisto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·13 天前I’m speaking, of course, of greedy, wealth hoarding dragons like Smaug. Who would slaughter an entire mountain of Dwarves to get his claws on wealth he will never spend, just to have it.
I’m out of the loop. Please, explain.
American hero, Agent 47/John Wick/etc, shot the CEO of United Healthcare and killed him at 7am in front of the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan.
He had “Deny, Defend, Depose” carved into the shell casings of the spent cartridges he used to kill the parasite.
He then rode away on an E-Bike and hasn’t been seen since.
As an aside, another proposed moniker for this hero is “Lancelot”, as he has clearly slain a dragon. Three cheers for the Dragonslayer!
Don’t insult dragons by comparing them to a fuckin health insurance exec!
I’m speaking, of course, of greedy, wealth hoarding dragons like Smaug. Who would slaughter an entire mountain of Dwarves to get his claws on wealth he will never spend, just to have it.
His name is Spartacus.
I am Spartacus.