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minus-squarePriorityMotif@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·edit-222 hours agoEvery month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·22 hours agoIf only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·21 hours agoOompa-loompa dinkety dorklift…
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 hours agoYou should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
minus-squareArtieShaw@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·20 hours agoI had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it. “She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours ago… drippity do. (Drippity do)
Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift…
You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
I had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it.
“She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
… drippity do. (Drippity do)