Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are “satanic devil worship” and “are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they’re phallic in nature” in T-minus 10…
(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)
Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don’t like NASA; it’s a successful and profitable government program.
- T-1 NASA
- T0 NASA?
- T+1 SATAN
- T+2 NTATAS
TS+1 SANTAS
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Relevant XKCD : https://xkcd.com/2559/
I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it
I believe it.
NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that’s why they say ‘L’ minus before ‘blast off’.
L minus would be “bast off”, not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!
Stop giving Republicans ideas.
This is already well established flat earther bollocks
Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!
The T stands for turd-eater.
T stands for “terminal count”.
Hail NASA
What is it with religious nutjobs and making mundane things sound even cooler?
Fun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie “Woman in the Moon”, long before actual manned spaceflight.
They say T minus cos they’re all trans
T minus 1 should be equal to S, right?
Makes sense to me
Spaghetti > Meatball
Could be true. Science destroys religion…
