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If I escape with clown shoes and a pogo stick, are the cops going to chase me in the same manner? Asking for a friend
I’d prefer it. Meet crime where it’s at, you know?
There’s really only one way to find out. Be sure to report back to us!
There’s a Fast and Furious movie in here somewhere…
I could get behind that. Me and my… family…
But are fat tire bikes the best option? Or are they chasing bad guys in snow and sand? 😂
Well, you see, they look cool.
At least you’ll know that they’re coming! LOL
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So I outrun fat cops on bikes with my bike instead of fat cops on foot. Not really a problem since those fucks don’t know how to ride a bike over anything but the flattest straightest roads.
