His work is probably just sending emails and booking meetings.

I don’t know if you’re looking for romance or

I don’t know what you’re looking for

I said, I bet that you look good on the dance floor

Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984

Well, from 1984

I bet he looks good on the dancefloor.

I mentioned to that guy that he MIGHT want to turn his lights off or there would be kids all night, but walking past at the end of our evening, all his lights were on still.

I think this is definitely part of it. When I was a kid, lights == giving out candy. Now, tonight, I had multiple trick-or-treaters almost go by my house before they noticed I was sitting outside with a bowl, despite the lights and decorations.

That’s why I don’t store it with the Amontillado.

And here it is on Bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3l7mmjjh6od2h

Fuck Ted Faro!

I saw one for the first time ever recently and it looks even worse in person than in pictures. I have still, mercifully, only ever seen one.

Don’t! Be evil!

One of the three carriers in Canada is about to do away with prepaid entirely in December. That said, I have a pretty affordable monthly plan and I buy my phones outright.

Got it, pump sulfur into the atmosphere to stop climate change.

Too spicy for me

disagree with LGBT

Then I disagree with your existence too, dipshit.

“My nipples! They explode with delight!”

Genuinely surprised and disheartened to learn that Karl Rove is still alive.

Looks cool! Oh… it’s already on my wishlist!

Tool did that once. Die Eier von Satan. It’s a pretty different recipe than scones, though.