Problem-based person

Sout deez nuts

With a brojob!

Geebon deez nuts

I use both!

I mean, what do you expect? It’s a fire hydrant.

You can use Syncthing without relays or discovery servers.

Methinks it’s an AI image.

These two guys were really good at math and made a lot of contributions to the field.

No, it’s because there’s no sex in the USSR.

One of my friends read this very same greentext back then when it was new and he told it to our friend group like it happened to him. Everyone laughed their asses off and had him as a person that knew how to laugh at themselves. Years later, while doomscrolling, I ended up watching a Instagram reel of a standup routine with this very same joke. We were devastated when I broke the news that our humble friend spun a web of lies.

Seems like some sort of understated pun with IEDs and DUIs. Just guessing.

LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!