I remember when I was younger and would lay on my back throwing a baseball up in the air and catching it, that I could watch it go up and not follow it with my eyes as it goes down and still have my hand in the right spot to catch it

Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

At that point, I noticed that Big Dick was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

The ones around here, everyone just slows down getting to that intersection, and then picks up speed again after crossing through

The two started updating before you could read the end of the comic strip

I wish it wasn’t

“who’s gonna be dumb enough to use pieces from different puzzles?”

Seems to have been the right decision

Don’t disrespect the San Diego Chicken with comparisons to Trump

on another level

Ohhh youuu

She got her nursing degree

Sometimes I just start a sentence, and don’t know where it’s going

The disrespect to SOCOM

Pretty sure that’s Smalls on the left too

He goes by many names, and pronouns

I thought it was supposed to be an old person confused

Even my desktop motherboard has a USBC slot

Usually cuffs or a bullet

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

Nah man, he’s an idiot. Can’t believe he said that.

Everybody knows if you say your wish out loud it doesn’t come true!