What about “Straight men when they see a dick but it’s on a lady”
- Ron White
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So I’ve always been confused by why it’s odd that I don’t like seeing nude dudes, but if you include a nude female or female doing sexual acts I’m excited about it.
Like people, it’s not rocket science. She could be deep throating a goddamn banana and I’ll get excited to watch it. Once naked ladies are in a scene I somehow don’t even recognize that the actors are really in the scene. It’s not that I suddenly like dick, it’s that my attention literally can’t see it.
As an example, in old school stuff they used to pan over to the dude plowing the girl, and only the dude was in the shot. That broke my attention and always had to skip it, cause, quite honestly, I ain’t into being plowed by a dude.
It’s like when you’re watching the lady and don’t even notice the horse.
Also the average straight porn video dedicates on average about a third of the video to fallacio, where the only sexual organ we see is the penis.
