Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
Somebody call the locksmith!
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
raid.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Hope she Lays on Hands me
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
