The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoSorry, the name stucklemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10
arrow-up135arrow-down1imageSorry, the name stucklemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·6 months agoThe popemobile is also bullet proof, to… erm… supplement the power of prayer.
minus-squareFinishingDutch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 months agoUsually I’d call someone like that a hypocrite, but considering he took two bullets… I understand why he wouldn’t want a repeat of that experience.
minus-squarezqwzzle@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoWeirdly “it’s gods will” doesn’t apply in this case.
minus-squaredjsoren19@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoAlso…he took two bullets, if his God wanted him dead he had the opportunity. It’s like the question of why wear a bulletproof vest if you’re immortal, it’s not like divine protection stops bullets from hurting.
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoDid you hear the story of the man on the roof of his house when it was flooding? I think that was a west wing bit… God wants you to have a bulletproof vest.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoSo his god wanted him to be hurt, why then the popemobile? Why interfere with god’s will?
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoClearly it was god’s will that he got a popemobile since that ended up happening
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoGod wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
minus-squareSqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agotbf some recent-ish Pope got shot in the ribs, so it’s probably to prevent that happening again
minus-squareGlent@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoCould just pray not to be shot. No bullet proof glass necessary. Easy peasy. Am I christianing right?
The popemobile is also bullet proof, to… erm… supplement the power of prayer.
Usually I’d call someone like that a hypocrite, but considering he took two bullets… I understand why he wouldn’t want a repeat of that experience.
Weirdly “it’s gods will” doesn’t apply in this case.
Also…he took two bullets, if his God wanted him dead he had the opportunity.
It’s like the question of why wear a bulletproof vest if you’re immortal, it’s not like divine protection stops bullets from hurting.
Did you hear the story of the man on the roof of his house when it was flooding? I think that was a west wing bit… God wants you to have a bulletproof vest.
So his god wanted him to be hurt, why then the popemobile? Why interfere with god’s will?
Clearly it was god’s will that he got a popemobile since that ended up happening
Why did god want the pope shot?
“God works in mysterious ways”
God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
tbf some recent-ish Pope got shot in the ribs, so it’s probably to prevent that happening again
Could just pray not to be shot. No bullet proof glass necessary. Easy peasy. Am I christianing right?