• Match!!@pawb.social
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    6 months ago

    that non-tech spent the next 3 years wondering why every single internal service would fail for him in particular

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      6 months ago

      Cyber Security Report somewhere -

      We found malware operating the camera. But it looks like it just checks the user’s face against a single object called “jerkface”? And if it doesn’t match it doesn’t do anything. So anyways we tried to get rid of the code but for some reason the entire system collapses whenever we try. Everything from customer facing to back end storage just black holes itself.