Move to a country that legalized gay sex
Problem solved
It used to be every American on average committed three felonies a day since breaking webservice TOS was a violation of the CFAA (a maximum of 25 years, so like murder in some states).
But a nice judge recognized in the late 2010s that no one reads those things and there are a lot of odious clauses in tech TOS. So they aren’t criminally binding anymore.
That isn’t to say we don’t routinely commit felonies. We do, and they are generally not prosecuted until the state wants to make someone disappear (say a land developer wants your homstead and your hot spouse) or if someone has already companies angry and needs to pad out their rap sheet.
I really, really, really want to rip the tags of my mattress!
I have good news for you, unless you’re a mattress retailer.
A wild bouba!
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Oh…okay…thanks, for that…I guess?
Such as?💀
Building a house without a fire exit
Taking the tag off a mattress.
